ZBT #28: Terminal Lance's Max
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2017
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
In this week's Zero Blog Thirty the guys are joined by Kevin Clancy from Barstool New York comes on do a I Wanna Be Like You and some KFC Radio-style hypotheticals. Then the usual three talk about current events with a focus on the developments surrounding Director Comey and Russia. Then a long interview with Max Uriarte, the genius behind the Marine-focused cartoon Terminal Lance and his book Terminal Lance: The White Donkey. They talk about his background, time in the Marines, career as an artist and thoughts on Marine culture. Download, listen, leave a five-star review and smash that subscribe button!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.9 | This episode of zero block 30 is brought to you by my friends at Dude Wipes. This week, |
| 0:15.3 | I have been putting together this little indoor golfing range in my garage and I have been |
| 0:19.6 | sweating my fucking dick off. And you guys know that I don't like to take showers. I'm strictly |
| 0:24.0 | on the bath train, nothing but bass with a full body red sitting in the garden tub, |
| 0:28.6 | let my dick float just barely above the water to keep cool because Texas is hot as shit and I like |
| 0:33.3 | a nice sometimes cool bath. But if I don't have time to do that and I'm setting up shit in my garage |
| 0:38.2 | and then coming in for a podcast, I grab a couple dude wipes, do a little field shower, |
| 0:42.4 | you military bros know exactly what I'm talking about. So if you're hot as fuck, grab some dude wipes, |
| 0:47.3 | wipe your nuts, wipe your chest, wipe your armpits and then wipe your face and it leaves if you |
| 0:51.6 | have the jotted that sweating, you can also wipe your sweaty coach with a dude wipe because dude wipes, |
| 0:57.6 | you can be a girl and be a dude too. It's good for your nipples, it's good for your koochi, |
| 1:01.3 | it's good no matter what. I don't know what happens with your period, but I'm sure that it can wipe |
| 1:05.4 | that up too. Zero block 30. Let's go. Kevin Clancy, KFC bar stool, how are you doing sir? |
| 1:10.6 | I'm doing very well. It's very different from the podfathers usually, usually he's chaps skypes in |
| 1:14.8 | and he's got a shirt on. This time around, he's doing a zero block 30 routine. He's a tough guy with |
| 1:18.9 | a shirt off and his tattoos out, you know, a little bit different than that. I just got to set the |
| 1:23.2 | field like I wanted you to come in and know this is my show. Yes, you Alfred me hard. I got |
| 1:28.4 | Alfred to the max right here. You're really bringing it to the chest. I got the moves behind you. I |
| 1:32.1 | got the I have the tobacco scented candle going. I'm drinking a nice bud light while we're doing |
| 1:37.9 | this. It's a great little Thursday afternoon. Somebody walks in there like this is a fucking |
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