ZBT #250: Military Suspension featuring Rocky Bleier
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2020
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
ROUND 1: The military has suspended all travel, deployments, and exercises for the entire force and we’re gonna give you a quick, light, roundup ending with the most pressing issue of all. Haircuts! ROUND 2: A bit of panic ensued on Twitter when a DJ named Kray-Z-K tweeted a photo of hundreds of tanks rolling through San Diego & asked if martial law was upon us. Is there a government conspiracy afoot?! Or is this DJ just spinning a wack track. Big bonus on this round, too… more tank talk! ROUND 3: As someone who’s had diarrhea since ____ I know how tough it is to unclog a toilet. But at least I’m not the Navy who has two new ships costing them $400,000 EVERY SINGLE TIME there’s a plumbing issue. Money down the shitter, amiright folks? Ha ha ROUND 4: Rocky Blier ROUND 5: MINDLESS GAME-SHOW ALERT: Kate has a fun little name-game for us called “Country Singer, Nascar Driver, or Kate Made It Up” and you & your buddies can play along too.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.9 | It's a Friday edition here on zero block 30. Before we get into the rounds, |
| 0:14.4 | I just want to talk a little bit because last week, I believe it was last week, |
| 0:18.0 | I made a little joke that it felt like a deployment. Like because you don't have any days that |
| 0:23.5 | our Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday, this week really solidified that take from me. |
| 0:28.0 | I have no idea what day it is. The only reason why I do is there's a podcast schedule other than |
| 0:32.8 | that I have no idea. No, I will double down on that in that regard because today, I swear, |
| 0:39.6 | I woke up and I was like, all right, cool. It's Friday. It's most definitely not Friday. It is |
| 0:44.0 | now that you're listening, but as we're recording, it's not Friday. Yeah, I have no schedule anymore. |
| 0:49.9 | I was working on this sheet for the show last night and I looked up and I was like, |
| 0:53.6 | three in the morning. I just had no sense of time anymore. I'm eating. |
| 0:58.3 | I'm just covered in paint. You'll be right. We show up on my Instagram. |
| 1:02.0 | Why is Kate covered in paint? It's 1130 at night. I'm like, well, it just makes sense. |
| 1:06.4 | Whenever you get done painting, Bob Ross, sometimes you got to wait four hours before you show her off. |
| 1:10.6 | Sometimes. You're getting real weird. Sometimes you're eating trash meals. What the hell was that? |
| 1:16.3 | What the hell was that? I haven't seen it. Kate is in the hot dog biz. |
| 1:22.4 | And I've never seen a hot dog like that first. Where did you find that hot dog? |
| 1:26.8 | I finally left my apartment yesterday to go the grocery store and I was like, you know what? |
| 1:31.0 | I got time to cook now. Let me do something. I've never once made meat in my kitchen. Anything |
| 1:35.6 | meat, I just get it delivered because I'm afraid of handling it. |
| 1:41.2 | Joe, some insert something to talk about me handling meat. I walked into it. But so I was like, |
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