ZBT #245: Bomb Sniffing Dolphins + Lies Your Recruiter Told You

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🗓️ 10 March 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Round #1: Despite what longtime stoolie Ray Finkle would say, the laces were out and the dolphins are in… inside the belly of a C-17 because these specialized bomb-smelling dolphins are headed to the Florida Keys from San Diego. No word yet on Key Largo or Montego. We’ll keep you updated! Round 2: THATS A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL! Soldiers and family members assigned to bases in Italy will no longer be allowed to PCS home, go to professional schools, or couple’s skate at the base roller rink due to fears about the Coronavirus outbreak in Italy. One of those isn't true. We’ll let you think about it and guess! Round 3: That’s right, folks. MORE CORONAVIRUS TALK! This time, however, we are going to praise the good folks of the Coast Guard. The more I think about it, they might be the most useful branch to homeland America. They are constantly in the thick of it even if that thickness comes from the mucus-laden nastiness of the coronavirus. Round 4: Recruiter Tall Tales: we head out to the ZBT platoon on social media to check in and see if the recruiters out there ever lie, cheat, or steal. It should be a short round because honesty is a hallmark of non-commissioned officers. Round 5: A Marine had to take a shit. The Marine wasn't Kate or me.. We’ll tell you her horror story, though. Dont drink coffee while we do if you have a barracks inspection. We dont want nose coffee.. (Which is different than nose beers) to cause you to fail your inspection..

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.0	It's the Tuesday edition on zero block 30 and I am pumped for today's episodes because all the
0:15.2	rounds are wonderful. All the news is great. Discukating people have coronavirus all over the place.
0:20.7	Round number one, despite what were long time Stouley Ray Finka would say the laces were out
0:26.8	and the dolphins are in inside the belly of a C-17 because these specialized bombs-smelling
0:32.4	dolphins are headed to the Florida Keys from San Diego. No word yet on Key Largo or Montego.
0:38.8	Maybe we're going to go to round number two. That's a sparse table. Soldiers and family members
0:47.7	assigned to bases in Italy will no longer be allowed to PCS home, go to professional schools or
0:53.3	couple skate at the base roller rake due to fears about the coronavirus outbreak in Italy.
0:59.1	One of those isn't true. We'll let you think about it in guests right before we start round two
1:04.0	and round number three. That's right folks. More corona stock. This time however we're going to
1:09.1	praise the good folks at the Coast Guard because the more I think about it the more they might be the
1:13.7	most useful branched all of Homeland America. They are constantly in the thick of it. Even if that
1:19.0	thickness comes from the mucus laden nastiness of the coronavirus. Round number four. Recruiter
1:25.2	tall tales we head out to the ZBT platoon on social media to check in and see if recruiters out there
1:30.0	ever lie cheaters steal. It should be a short round because honesty is a hallmark of all non-commissioned
1:35.3	officers. Round number five a Marine had to take a shit. The Marine wasn't me or Kate. We're going
1:41.2	to tell you the horror story though that she had. Don't drink the coffee while you have if you have a
1:45.6	barracks inspection. We don't want nose coffee which is a lot different than nose beers to cause
1:52.0	you to fill your inspection and all that today is going to be brought to you by our good friends at
1:57.7	Mansgate because folks you know there's nothing I love more than a nicely sheared testicle. Just
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