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Welcome back to a very special Valentine's edition here on zero block 30. I'm excited about that

because star clusters are red. Some moonbeams are blue. We've got some great rounds today

that are just for you. Round number one, a Texas County Sheriff's candidate,

love talking about his time and the seals, green, beret and airborne rangers,

but it turns out he was never with any of them. And it's even more of a heartbreaker when it

turns out his opponent did the same damn thing. Round number two, it's Valentine's Day, which is

great news because that means chocolate will be half off at the PX tomorrow and even better news

since listeners shower each other with love notes and we're going to read those sweet sweet

suckers today. Round number three wouldn't be Valentine's Day without a little heartbreak too.

And it looks like the Philippines might be breaking out with the USA and ending a major security

pack that allows us to train in their country. Round number four, people under deployments don't

cease being horny. Some of our listeners have never been on a field op deployment or a movement

while in a romantic relationship will take some advice from the salt dogs of World War Two and then

put our spin on it while sexting while deployed here in the year 2020 and finally round number five

an Air Force pilot center ring to outer fucking space and a marriage proposal that will put you

all to shame and we're going to do all that today and we're going to get into it right now because

in Texas my beloved Texas there's a story that's going around. We've long said that stolen valor to us

as long as you're not doing something that's like super deceitful to the public or gaining something

out of it. We're not really concerned right? Yeah it doesn't ruffle our feathers as much. And really

what we mean by that is like the dudes that are outside or ladies the dudes that are outside 7-11

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