ZBT #222: Marine Sergeant's Coup Of Haitian Presidency Foiled By X-Ray Machines ft. Army Veteran & Jaguars Coach Sean Karpf
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🗓️ 6 December 2019
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Gotdamn that's a long title. Clean it up Bren make it shorter next time ya fuckin boot
ROUND 1: From wearing protection, to taking the rear with the gear, to going on looooong, sweaty humps, Military terms & sex phrases go together like 200 degree port-o-johns & wackin' it.
ROUND 2: Why did a Marine Corps Sergeant go to Haiti with some boxes full of guns & ammo? To become the President there of course! Why else?!
ROUND 3: Three Coast Guard Crews from separate stations spent 16 hours of their Thanksgiving holiday looking for a kite surfer near Ocean City, New Jersey. The outcome was wavy with a side of gravy.
ROUND 4: Interview with Sean Karpf, an Army veteran & coach on the Jaguar's strength & conditioning team
ROUND 5: The 2020 elections are fast-approaching & in preparation the military has released a reminder to active duty troops of what they can & cannot spout off about with their own political views.
ROUND 6: The Army/Navy game is next weekend & yesterday the uniforms came out. We know this because Cons would not stop bothering the group chat about it, so we'll do a review & talk about the meaning behind some of the details on ‘em!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.1 | Spotify and YouTube. |
| 0:06.4 | Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.9 | Welcome back to another edition of Zero Block 30 and today we have six rounds in the magazine. |
| 0:14.4 | Round number one, from wearing protection to taking the rear with the gear to going on long, sweaty hums, |
| 0:20.1 | military terms and sex phrases go together like 200 degree portageons and whacken it. |
| 0:25.5 | Round number two, what did a Marine Corps sergeant go to Haiti with some boxes full of guns and ammo? |
| 0:30.5 | Well, to become president there, of course, why else would he go? |
| 0:34.0 | Round number three, three Coast Guard crews from separate stations, been 16 hours of their Thanksgiving holiday, |
| 0:39.8 | looking for a kite surfer near Ocean City, New Jersey. |
| 0:42.6 | The outcome was wavy with the side of gravy. |
| 0:45.2 | I mean, you could tell Kate wrote these so much today. |
| 0:48.7 | Welcome. |
| 0:50.3 | Round number four, we have an interview with Sean Carp. |
| 0:52.5 | He's an Army veteran in coach now for the Jaguars on their strength and conditioning team. |
| 0:56.4 | He was honored this week. |
| 0:57.3 | So we're going to bring him on the show to talk about his story. |
| 1:00.5 | It's pretty, pretty fantastic. |
| 1:02.2 | And he answered your questions even though he knows you'll never run. |
| 1:07.1 | Yeah, I'm going to talk to him about that. |
| 1:08.6 | I'm going to talk to him about me never running. |
| 1:10.2 | You'll hear that a little bit later. |
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