ZBT #210: Soldier Demoted In Rank For His Love Of Purple Nurples
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🗓️ 22 October 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Round 1: A British soldier is going to jail for six months for...you guessed it, purple nurples.
Round 2: The Iwo Jima flag raising is one of the most iconic images in history. The people credited for being in that photo recently changed. That changes the legacy of some families.
Round 3: There's lots of aspects that we miss about being in the military. Having to use military bathrooms isnt one. It's not that they arent clean. They are. It's that the smell of 15 Marines taking tequila shits will change your life forever.
Round 4: New Zealand's Navy will allow male sailors to wear fake eyelashes, nail polish, and make-up and I'm jealous as hell because my eyes would have popped even more in dress blues.
Round 5: The United States has the 2nd largest nuclear arsenal in the world. We controlled those bad boys with the greatest technology that the world has even seen. Just kidding. We used and are using floppy disks!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:10.0 | Today on zero block 30, we are going to have five rounds in the magazine round number one. |
| 0:14.3 | A British soldier is going to jail for six months for you guessed it. Purple nerples, |
| 0:19.1 | if you don't know what purple nerples are, I used to call them titty twisters. Round number two, |
| 0:23.6 | the EWGM flagraising is one of the most iconic images and not just American history, |
| 0:28.2 | but in history overall, the people credited for being in that photo recently changed. |
| 0:33.1 | That changes the legacy of some families. Round number three, there's a lot of aspects that I |
| 0:37.5 | miss about being in the military, but having to use military bathrooms isn't one. It's not that |
| 0:41.7 | they aren't clean, they are. It's that the fact that they smell like 15 Marines have been taking |
| 0:46.0 | tequila shits all day and that will change your life once that smell enters your nostrils. |
| 0:51.0 | Round number four, New Zealand's Navy will allow male sailors to wear fake eyelashes, |
| 0:55.7 | nail polish and makeup. And I'm jealous it's hell because my eyes would have popped even more |
| 1:00.0 | and dress blues. Round number five, the United States has the second largest nuclear arsenal |
| 1:04.6 | of the world. We control those bad boys with the greatest technology that the world has ever seen. |
| 1:09.6 | Just kidding, we are using floppy disk and all of that is going to be brought to you by our good |
| 1:14.8 | friends at sea geek. Guys, I have a huge announcement to make. It's never sports. I know you're about |
| 1:20.3 | to mention a play. What up? It's not a play closer though. |
| 1:24.8 | Closer though. Guess who's coming to San Antonio that I cannot wait to see frozen on ice. |
| 1:31.2 | Close. Damn it. Cons. |
| 1:35.1 | And a refurrant Franklin tribute band. That's actually really close. The correct answer is long time |
| 1:41.0 | stuolies Celine Dion. Oh, yeah. It's Rick. I as soon as they came out as soon as |
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