ZBT #181: The Coast Guard Makes Us Soaking Wet
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2019
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
That's right ya fuckin' boot. We have 7 rounds today. Buckle up.
Round 1: We talk about most enlisted folks' hatred of junior officers. Today, we give you a perfect example of why. It involves filling water jugs with 2 ounce bottles of water.
Round 2: At the age of 16, you should be able to drive, join the army, and wait another 5 years to vape or legally purchase booze. Those are the facts and they are undisputed.
Round 3: A new poll found that 64 percent of Veterans don't view the Iraq war as worth the cost. What in the world are the other 36 percent seeing?
Round 4: A Marine got promoted from LCpl to Sgt in the same day. Sounds like a motivator, right? Wrong. Wait until you hear about this command fuck up.
Round 5: The Army is introducing audiobooks for their field manuals. Good idea or bad? We think it's gonna backfire bigtime and we'll explain why it round 5.
Round 6: There is nothing more special than deployment porn. We honor that porn by honoring those who honored porn in Iraq.
Round 7: A Badass Coast Guardsman went full send and jumped on a narco submarine and it's the most badass thing we've ever seen!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.1 | Spotify and YouTube. |
| 0:06.6 | Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:10.1 | Well, welcome back to another edition of zero block 30. |
| 0:12.6 | Today we have an unbelievable seven rounds in the magazine. |
| 0:15.8 | So hold on to your dicks or your vaginas, whatever you got. |
| 0:18.8 | Round number one, we talk about how most enlisted folks hate their junior officers. |
| 0:22.8 | Today we're going to give you a perfect example of the reason why it involves filling water |
| 0:26.8 | jugs with 20 ounce bottles of water. |
| 0:29.5 | Round number two, at the age of 16, you should be able to one drive to join the army and |
| 0:34.8 | three have to wait another five years to legally vape or purchase booze. |
| 0:39.4 | Those are the facts and they are undisputed. |
| 0:42.2 | Round number three, a new poll found 64% of all veterans don't view the Iraq war as worth |
| 0:47.2 | the cost. |
| 0:48.4 | What in the world are the other 36% seeing? |
| 0:50.8 | We talk about that a little bit. |
| 0:52.6 | Round number four, a muring guy promoted from Lance Corporal all the way to Sargent in |
| 0:56.0 | the same day. |
| 0:57.0 | He sounds like a motivator, right? |
| 0:58.7 | Wrong. |
| 0:59.7 | Wait until you hear about how this command fucked up. |
| 1:02.3 | Round number five, the army is introducing audiobooks for their field manuals. |
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