ZBT #178: Horny Platoon Room
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2019
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Round 1: Soldiers are quite literally diggin' them boobies at Fort Bragg after excavating a time capsule from 1979
Round 2: HO, HO, HO! Guess whos coming down the chimney! It's oh..… A hefty, drunk Royal Navy pilot who got stuck there during a mess night drinking game
Round 3: Finally, the most patriotic state debate has been settled. We will dive in.
Round 4: The troops are hornier than ever. As a result, we've got more cases of gonorrhea than MREs amongst the junior ranks.
Round 5: ZBT Fashion - Some boot wore his West Point boots to his high school prom. Does he deserve to be roasted for it???
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcast, Spotify and YouTube. |
| 0:06.3 | Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:19.1 | Well, welcome back to another edition of zero block 30. I am Uncle Chaps as always. I'm joined by the lovely Kate Faley Minion. |
| 0:25.6 | I am joined by Captain Conz and I'm joined by young Bren. We are all here in the studio together, which you know |
| 0:31.3 | it's a kind of like a platoon room style episode, but not really we still have some topics to discuss. |
| 0:35.8 | Kate and I just got back from Fayetteville. We'll get into all that and more. We also have five rounds in the magazine. |
| 0:40.7 | Round number one, soldiers are quite literally digging them boobies at Fort Bragg after |
| 0:46.5 | excavating a timecastle from 1979 and round number two, Ho Ho Ho, guess who's coming down the chimney? |
| 0:53.0 | It's a hefty drunk royal Navy pilot who got stuck during a mess night during a drinking game. |
| 0:58.9 | Round number three, finally the most patriotic state debate has been settled. We're gonna dive into that. |
| 1:04.2 | Round number four, the troops, they are hazardously horny. They are probably hornyer than ever. |
| 1:09.9 | And as a result, we've got more cases of gonorrhea than MREs amongst the junior ranks. |
| 1:14.1 | Round number five, ZBT fashion. And finally, round number five, we're gonna get into a little bit of ZBT fashion. |
| 1:20.0 | A hard charging West Point grad, or not grad student. He's gonna be a new student. |
| 1:25.2 | War his brand new little adorable little combat boots, his jungle boonies into his senior prom wearing a tux and his combat boots. |
| 1:33.8 | I don't hate to look. I have a feeling that cons might and Kate's gonna be the absolute wild card in this one. |
| 1:39.6 | And I want to say from the beginning, I not the fact that he wore the prom, |
| 1:43.7 | but that he's so pumped that he's wearing his boots out in public because they're for the grace of God. |
| 1:48.1 | Go. I will dive in it. Round number five. And all that's gonna be brought to you by I'm just letting you know guys. |
| 1:52.8 | This is gonna be a horny episode. We are about to get super horned up. We got boobies, STDs. We got |
| 2:00.3 | coming down the pipe of your chimney. We got a lot happening. Yeah, so mama Linda turned this episode off. |
| 2:05.2 | You're not gonna want to listen to this episode because I know you listen every week. This one might offend you. |
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