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Well, welcome back to another edition of zero block 30. I am back after being on vacation,

after what seems like forever. I mean, I was in Hawaii and let me tell you folks,

before we get going with the actual show, I am not a young man anymore who was put out for

fucking red eyes. That is a brutal brutal. It's brutal. I mean, this is this might be the most

tired I've been since I left the Marine Corps. Honest to God. And I know I did. How do you do?

You don't sleep well on planes. I usually do, but not when my dumbass daughter, she's upstairs,

not when her fucking feet are all in my business. Like they're everywhere in my face. She's moving

around. She's wiggling. And can we can I fat shame for a few minutes, Kate? Go on.

Because you're back for only because we missed you.

Before we get going on this show, I need to fat shame for a minute. I paid for like upgraded seats

on the plane. I feel like whenever you do that, you shouldn't be bumped by chubbies coming down

the aisle over and over again, especially when these chubbies are the flight attendants.

It's a disastrous friend. Get the problematic siren ready.

I'm here to agree with you. It's a monstrous man. Like you should have to learn at least to go

horizontal down the highway, like of the plane. Every fucking two minutes, I was getting bumped.

I got no sleep. I took the red eye specifically. So I'll be fresh from the first star of this podcast.

I'm not fresh. I am far from fresh. But I'm going to do it anyway.

Chaps, I got to see.

The plan problem. And also, maybe this is just because I live by myself a plants, but isn't it nice

to have a little human touch every now and then? No, it is not on the plane. It was terrible.

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