ZBT #165: I Demand To Speak To Agent Penis
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Round 1: The Navy is deploying a carrier and bombers to the Middle East to deter Iran with 'unrelenting force' which is not to be confused with Uncle Chaps' unrelenting diarrhea
Round 2: A woman has been arrested after trespassing at CIA Headquarters 3 days in a row & asking for Agent Penis. Who is this veiny operative?
Round 3: The Air Force is using fucking lasers to knock down missiles shot at aircraft carriers. Sci-Fi movies are becoming real life during the testing phase at White Sands Missile Range
Round 4: Chaps and and Kate interview Patrick Bet-David, a dude from Iran who joined the army after he was refugee, and then became a Youtube sensation.
Round 5: A Marine who left active duty got honored at a baseball game which is awesome. His accomplishments listed on the jumbotron left a little to be desired.
Round 6: We honor Riley Howell and David Miller, two heroes who sacrificed their lives to save countless others
BONUS ROUND: Chaps takes his hatred for Luke Mitchell & The Code to new heights!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:10.1 | All right, welcome back to a fresh new episode of zero block 30. Today is Tuesday, May 7th, |
| 0:16.4 | and cons is finally back from Italy. Cons, we miss you, pal. Welcome. |
| 0:23.4 | I don't think you guys miss me. I heard you talking all sorts of mess about me and |
| 0:28.4 | critiquing my vacation saying it was what officers do. I heard all the shit talking that was |
| 0:32.8 | going on behind my back. That wasn't me, buddy. That wasn't me. Honestly, though, |
| 0:36.0 | cons, you have to admit we're a lot nicer, even though we did talk a little shit. |
| 0:40.0 | We are a lot nicer behind your back than we are to your face. So I'm sure that was a nice |
| 0:45.1 | yeah, to take a little break. It is actually a very, very nice reprieve. |
| 0:50.1 | I was rooting for you because I was hoping you'd bring me back some Mozart balls or a towbler own bar |
| 0:54.3 | or something for me. You're just mixing up all sorts of countries now. |
| 1:01.1 | How was it, though, cons? What's the highlight? What's the highlight? Can I introduce the show, please? |
| 1:06.7 | I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Today we have six rounds in the magazine. Round number one |
| 1:14.0 | is the Navios Deploying and an aircraft carrier, bombers to the Middle East at a tour, Iran, |
| 1:18.9 | with the unrelenting force, which is not to be confused with my unrelenting diarrhea, |
| 1:23.7 | which has been going on since Easter of 2007. Round number two, oh my god, Jesus Christ, |
| 1:29.9 | it's Jason Bourne. No wait, it's actually Agent Penis. A woman has been arrested after |
| 1:34.8 | trespassing at CIA headquarters three days in a row asking for a very vain operative. |
| 1:41.3 | Round number three, the Air Force is using fucking lasers that knock down missiles shot from aircraft |
| 1:47.2 | carriers. Sci-Fi movies are becoming real life during the testing phase at White Sands missile range. |
| 1:52.9 | Round number four, we have an interview with Patrick Bedd David who has had a crazy ass life. Wait |
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