ZBT #163: Special Guest Host Terminal Lance
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
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🗓️ 30 April 2019
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Max Uriarte is in for Cons on today's pod. Unfortunately, this is only a temporary arrangement.
Round 1: We catch up with Max and talk about his new book, his love for LCpls, and his social media policy.
Round 2: Breaking down the terrible battle tactics used in S8E3 of Game of Thrones, and how so many GoT quotes would be awesome to use to chew out Marines.
Round 3: Ships in the Arctic Circle are blubbering about a whale that keeps head-butting the ships' hulls. Now scientists are saying Russia might be behind this strange sea activity. Fucking Russia.
Round 4: On Saturday a gunman opened fire at a San Diego synagogue killing one and wounding 3 others. While obviously tragic, this incident could have been much worse were it not for Oscar Stewart. We're gonna tell you about the Army veteran who bolted towards the sound of shooting & ran the shooter off.
Round 5: Mail bags: we answer some hard hitting questions from NCOs around the military!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.7 | All right, welcome back to another edition of zero block 30. This time we got rid of fucking |
| 0:14.0 | cons. It's just me. I'm local chaps. We also have as always, Kate Follabignon. And we are lucky |
| 0:20.5 | to have Maxi Riyarte from Terminal Lance. All of that today is going to be brought to you by our |
| 0:26.8 | friends at 1-800-Flowers. 1-800-Flowers Mother's Day is coming up after a childhood full of |
| 0:33.4 | unsuccessful attempts to pull the wheat, the wool over my mom's eyes. I finally just bit the bullet |
| 0:38.5 | and know that every year I'm going to get her flowers from 1-800-Flowers.com. Right now you |
| 0:43.2 | get deals for your mom like 24 sort of roses for just 24 bucks. That's a dollar of rose. If you wait |
| 0:49.0 | these poor slubs, have you guys ever been to like the grocery store on Mother's Day or Valentine's |
| 0:55.2 | Day? Oh yeah. How much they charge you? There's one that's here at the grocery store that I live by |
| 1:01.6 | and they will do a rose thing with like some other flowers and candy bars on it. They charge like |
| 1:07.7 | a hundred and thirty bucks. I'm like, dude, just go pick some flowers, buy some candy bars, |
| 1:14.6 | and stick it in there. That'll be like 15 bucks. I, you know, it's funny yesterday. I had like |
| 1:20.1 | an existential crisis because I, for some reason I thought that yesterday was Mother's Day and I had |
| 1:25.3 | that feeling like when you lose your rifle and you're like, you just realize it, you're like, |
| 1:29.4 | oh no, oh no, did I forget Mother's Day? It was like late at night. They should make every holiday |
| 1:35.9 | the same exact day. Like the fact that they move around Easter and Mother's Day and Father's Day |
| 1:40.4 | around all the time is bullshit. They shouldn't do that. It should be one day so we don't forget. |
| 1:45.2 | So we don't have that feelings that Max has. If you want to get the flowers that are all going to |
| 1:49.6 | be beautiful for your mom, sister grandma, your actual wife, whoever go to 1800flowers.com, click |
| 1:55.6 | on the radio icon and enter the promo code Chaps today. That's 1800flowers.com, code Chaps, |
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