ZBT #139: The New Army Trap Anthem

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🗓️ 5 February 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Round 1(5m): Super Bowl Recap: Which parts gave us FREEDOM BONERS?

Round 2(14m): A Bunch of motivators row across the whole ass Atlantic ocean in a boat called the WOOBIE. Why?

Round 3(20:30): Slip down the stairs and rip your anus open? Take 800mgs of Motrin and light duty for 24 hours. The medical provider who changed the military is dead at the age of 95 and no amount of Motrin is bringing him back. RIP

Round 4(26m): Hello fellow kewl teens, the Army is using Trap music to trap new recruits with their LIES. This time, the lies are set to a beat that is dripping? Are we using that right? Dripping swag???

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.1	Spotify and YouTube.
0:06.4	Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.3	Today's episode of zero box 30.
0:13.0	We have four rounds in the magazine, round number one.
0:16.4	Superbowl recap.
0:17.4	We're going to hit the high points which gave us freedom boners.
0:19.9	They didn't talk about the troops enough and Kate is pissed off about that.
0:23.6	Round number two, a bunch of motivators row across the whole ass Atlantic Ocean in a
0:28.5	boat called the woobie.
0:29.5	But why would you do that?
0:35.4	Round number three, slip down the stairs and rip your anus open.
0:38.7	Just take 800 milligrams of emotion and light duty for 24 hours.
0:42.1	The medical provider who changed the military is dead at the age of 95 and no amount of
0:46.5	moatrin is bringing it back.
0:48.4	All right.
0:49.4	Round number four.
0:50.4	Hello, fellow cool teens.
0:52.4	The army is using trap music to trap new recruit with their outright lies.
0:57.3	This time the luscious set to a beat that is dripping.
0:59.4	Am I using that right?
1:00.4	Drifting swag?
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