ZBT #134: What Really Happened on the USS Fitzgerald
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Today's rounds:
R1 (3min): Chaps is triggered by military bro instagram star workout videos. Is he being a little bitch?
R2 (12min): An update from last episode: A sailor who was onboard when the USS Fitzgerald was involved in a collision joins us to correct the record. TLDR; Shut the fuck about the piss bottles.
R3 (25:45): Football player Alohi Gilman waves Aloha to haters who are butthurt about him leaving the Naval Academy for Notre Dame and a potential shot at the NFL.
R4 (33:30): Steve Carell & the minds behind The Office are launching a new show, Space Force! Is it possible for him to make a successful workplace comedy?
To cap off, we pay tribute to deceased Medal Of Honor recipient Col. Joe Jackson!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.9 | Today's one of those days, today's magazine is full as fuck bullet number one. I'm triggered by |
| 0:19.2 | military bro Instagram star workout videos. Am I being a little bitch bullet number two, |
| 0:24.3 | an update from last week, a sailor who was on board the USS Gerald when it was involved in a |
| 0:28.8 | collision joins us to correct the record from last week. Too long didn't read. Shut the fuck up |
| 0:33.0 | about the piss bottles and the kettlebells bullet number three. There's a football player who |
| 0:38.0 | weighs a low hot to the haters who are but her about him leaving the naval academy for Notre Dame |
| 0:43.2 | because he has a potential shot at the NFL bullet for number four. Steve Carrell, the minds behind |
| 0:48.6 | the office are launching a new show Space Force. Think I'm gonna break down a black hole when this |
| 0:53.0 | one comes out. That's what she said. I had such a lovely morning because my daughter had to go to |
| 0:58.3 | a doctor's appointment. That wasn't the reason why it was lovely. But my wife brought her home from |
| 1:02.8 | the doctor's appointment and I got to bring her to school and it was like the gods were playing |
| 1:08.5 | volleyball and just set me up with a beautiful little bump set and I could come in with the spike. |
| 1:13.6 | I was going through the serious dial and when you know it, when I was about 90 seconds away from |
| 1:19.6 | pulling into her middle school with people standing outside and getting ready to go in the classes, |
| 1:25.2 | Kansas is lovely tune. Carry on your wayward son came on. So I took the boat. Great song. I took |
| 1:33.2 | the boat speakers that are in my wife's Tahoe, put them bitches on like 95% rolled down all the |
| 1:40.3 | windows so she's getting out of her car while it is layering. But were there even kids outside |
| 1:48.9 | because school had already started? Yeah, they were outside in between periods. So there's a lot |
| 1:52.8 | of kids outside. They looked over to see what this music was. My daughter's red hair was soon |
| 1:59.1 | matched by her face of being red as hell and I accled dude straight up, cackled chick monk driving, |
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