“Zatch & Beefy,” Medalist match reactions, Vijay vs. the KFT
The Shotgun Start
Fried Egg Golf
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2020
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This Monday episode starts with a focus on weather talk as the ultimate small talk crutch, especially in our current quarantine moment. Tiger’s pet nicknames for ZJ and Bryson, unearthed in a video at the end of last week, are reviewed. Then Brendan and Andy react to the firmer details of The Match between Tiger and Phil at Medalist. They discuss the venue and atmosphere of the South Florida club, what Manning and Brady might bring to it, and the absurd betting lines for both that match and the one at Seminole. Andy gets so worked up about one line that he threatens to put a month’s mortgage on a team in one of these. The Vijay vs. KFT drama is also discussed in full after punting on it last week for the Crenshaw spotlight. The greatest hits on Mr. 300 and Keith Clearwater are re-visited, but a further lament is offered about the Tour’s lack of creativity to really use this unprecedented time to shake things up. They close with a quick hit news segment, including a discussion on plans for Memorial to monitor fans movements with chips in their badges and then tell them to separate.
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| 0:00.0 | Now the shotgun start in golf is full of mathematics. |
| 0:03.0 | There's a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work. |
| 0:08.0 | So I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here. |
| 0:14.0 | And here we go. |
| 0:17.0 | All right, all right, all right. |
| 0:20.0 | Gentlemen! Start your engine! And the Greetings and welcome to a Monday edition of the Shotgun Start. It is May 11th. |
| 0:52.6 | Andy, how we doing? |
| 0:54.3 | Brendan, I'm doing good. |
| 0:56.5 | How about you? |
| 0:57.6 | I'm good. |
| 0:58.2 | Fantastic. |
| 0:59.2 | Weather warmed up here. |
| 1:00.8 | We're, you know, I don't know, enjoying a Mother's Day. Mom is worse for the |
| 1:06.0 | where so I got to pick up, you know, pick up the slack a little extra as you would |
| 1:10.9 | anyways on Mother's Day, but... Too much partying on Mother's Day but too much partying on Mother's Day junior. |
| 1:15.0 | Justifiable worse for the Ware situation in Mother's Day. |
| 1:20.0 | How are you? I'm doing good. I had to I had to get my first you know I'd be Mother's Day, you know expecting Mother's Day. |
| 1:30.5 | Congrats how does that work? |
| 1:33.0 | We don't want to get into a whole, you know, when is life concede. |
| 1:36.9 | This is a big, you know, abortion debate. |
| 1:40.2 | When is life, you know, are you a mom at conception? Are you a mom at conception are you a mom at birth all that that's a little too |
| 1:46.0 | heavy for two idiots talking golf but what is I feel like she's going through a lot more than |
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