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Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion

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Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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The internet's realest mom, comedian Zarna Garg, came to hell! She opens up about being kicked out at 14, her one-of-a-kind career, and why mother-in-laws are the worst.

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0:00.0

Okay, so now I have to introduce Zarna Garg. Did I pronounce it right?

0:20.5

You absolutely. Zarna Garg. I'm so honored to have you because I started following you just

0:29.2

because you're hilarious and you have this hilarious family and I also just love women who don't

0:36.3

give a fuck and are just so authentically themselves and I just your energy like I just want to be

0:41.9

around you all the time. And then you messaged me and I was like are we best friends now?

0:48.0

Same, same how few women that you're like she's so cool. We have to be in each other's orbit.

0:54.9

That's literally what I was thinking. Why are we not in each other's orbit?

0:59.2

You know what I mean? And then this variety thing happened. I was like yes I totally forgot.

1:04.6

I was like somebody is listening. You know when that Google machine is listening?

1:09.2

Yeah. It felt like somebody listening. Trying to go with our brains.

1:12.6

Yes. I know. I know. I know what's going on. Keep ticked off. They're doing a better job.

1:17.8

Well we're actually quite similar. Me and you. I just reached research. You know we both

1:25.2

started stand up around the same time. Is that true? My first show was at Caroline's. No. Mine too.

1:30.8

In April 2019, to was like a crowd of 300 people. I did 10 minutes. It was like a podcast show.

1:38.9

My friend was like I do your 10 minutes of stand up because I've been writing and doing sketches

1:43.4

and stuff. Everyone has told me they're like you're so green. You're so green. I'm like I know.

1:48.8

And then you come out with a special on Amazon. Everyone's losing their shit and I do some research

1:54.5

and I'm like she has a similar path to me and she doesn't give a fuck. No.

1:59.7

Because you're doing what you're meant to do. No and you can't give a fuck. No one is going to

2:03.8

invite us. Okay. Here's the thing. No one is going to say to you you are ready. Here is a million

2:09.8

dollars. Come do it. No. You have to barrel your way through. Yes. That's how women get it done. Yes.

2:16.0

You have to say oh no. I'm ready when I say I'm ready. But what do you say to women who will

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