Zappa Driver (with Patton Oswalt)
Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2020
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
The great Patton Oswalt joins Tom & Julie to discuss the best director cameos and director acting performances of all time - including Sydney Pollack, Martin Scorsese, Werner Herzog, Frank Oz, and other white guys! Patton also brings his own clip - the 1967 MLB All-Stars vs Celebrities baseball game - watch along with us as baseball legends Willie Mays, Roberto Clemente, and Don Drysdale are forced to compete against Woody Allen, John Cassavetes, and Peter Falk for a national television audience! And Jerry Lewis is the announcer! Plus The Reverend Horton Heat and Brett's humiliating Hortontine debacle! And Tom announces that, with your help, Double Threat will set the record for podcast merch - more shirts than episodes!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever. Seems like every 90s song had like something in their like southern culture on the skids like seem like |
| 0:17.3 | Yeah, who are like you know what I mean? Yeah, |
| 0:19.9 | That was a fun time. It was a time for hooten. Did Reverend Horton heat create COVID? |
| 0:25.0 | Reverend Horton. |
| 0:28.0 | Well, how about this? |
| 0:30.0 | Is the fever that people, when they take take your fever and you have a fever from COVID isn't that called the Reverend Horton heat? |
| 0:38.0 | It is if you're in a band it's if you have COVID and they test you before they're letting you and the thing they say you got the hoarten heat going through your system and you can't come in. |
| 0:48.8 | You got a quarantine. |
| 0:50.8 | Oh, go, go, you're on the skids. Your Southern colds, you're on the skids. You're on the skids. You're southern colds, and that means go quarantine. |
| 0:56.5 | You got a horton teen. |
| 1:00.5 | Oh my God, this is Brett's first contribution, this whole show. |
| 1:04.0 | I can't, this is when Brett pipe up for the... |
| 1:08.0 | He coming in strong. |
| 1:10.0 | Sorry about that. It's too late to apologize double down we're we're nipping that in the bud. |
| 1:16.4 | You're shutting it down. T-O-U-D-L-E-T-H-R-E-A-T-T-H-R-E-A-T. Double-B-C-L-E-T. Double-B-C-L-E-T. Double-B-E-T. Double-B-T. Double-B-E-T. Double-B-N. Double, Double-T. Double-W. Double-end, Double Clend, |
| 1:35.0 | Double Clend, |
| 1:38.0 | Double Clend. |
| 1:39.0 | Double Clend, |
| 1:41.0 | In town, Short men and Julie Clouffer. |
| 1:50.0 | Horton. Horton... |
| 1:52.0 | How go heck with... Horton. How can we, how can we? |
| 1:55.0 | So Brett just said, |
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