ZAP! The history of the microwave
Forever Ago
Lemonada Media
4.4 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Alia, you're here! Ha-sa! Come, we must make haste for the tournament is about to begin! |
| 0:10.0 | The tournament? Indeed! I have invited you here on this fine moan to view two mighty champions on the field of battle! |
| 0:19.0 | Behold! |
| 0:21.0 | Joy, why is your microwave decorated like a medieval castle? |
| 0:25.0 | And why are there two marshmallows in there with two picks poking out of them? |
| 0:29.0 | Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! My dear friend, these are no mere marshmallow morsels! |
| 0:35.0 | The brave knights and defenders of the kitchen pantry, each armed with a mighty lance! |
| 0:41.0 | The two picks? |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, they're lances. It's like it's like real medieval jousting where knights on horseback charge straight at each other and try to knock their opponent off their horse except here. |
| 0:52.0 | The knights are marshmallows, the lances are toothpicks, and there are no horses because you can't put a horse in a microwave! |
| 0:59.0 | Anyway, I present to you so small a lot and duke malo of the marshes. |
| 1:08.0 | Greetings, good sirs. |
| 1:10.0 | They shall test their bravery in a joust! |
| 1:13.0 | For when I press this button, thanks to the mighty power of the microwave, each competitor will expand becoming a large and fearsome blob. |
| 1:23.0 | So, microwaving marshmallows makes them turn into giant puffy goob balloons? |
| 1:29.0 | Yep, they puff up and whomever of these sugary soldiers is first to poke the other with his toothpick lants shall be declared the champion! |
| 1:38.0 | Let us count down to combat. My dear Lea, will you do the honors? |
| 1:42.0 | I would love to, Lady Joy, let the joust begin in three, two, one, go! |
| 1:49.0 | Sirs morselot with an early lead, he's puffing up like a sugary hot air balloon, like a puff of fish watching jaws, like a delicious little beach ball! |
| 1:59.0 | But duke malo is not far behind. His lense is poking becariously at Sirs morselot. |
| 2:07.0 | What a battle, what drama, what! |
| 2:10.0 | Oh boy, what a mess. |
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