Zainab Johnson

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

We've known Zainab for a minute, but on today's episode, we REALLY get to know her! Of course you've seen her do stand-up on Seth Meyers or All Def Comedy or Last Comic Standing or seen her host the Netflix show 100 Humans or seen her in Amazon's Upload, where she's a series regular. But now you'll get to know so much more about Zainab, from her days as a math teacher to having matcha with a Muslim matchmaker, plus a surprise visit from two dimwits who let their dog crap on Zainab's lawn! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

Also! Get tickets for Naomi's next Largo show on August 12th! Or Andy's old casiopop band's lost album! And discounted Couples Therapy Quarantine Crew t-shirts here (if you don't get one, we're gonna have A LOT of nightshirts over at the ol' Beckperigin household!)! Also, you can support the show on Patreon (two extra exclusive episodes a month!) or with a t-shirt (or a Jewboo shirt) and check out clips on YouTube! (Every once in a while we'll do a Twitch show, if you want to also follow us there).

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0:00.0	This month, the Black British Lives Matter podcast is brought to you by NHS Blood and Transplant.
0:05.7	We urgently need more blood donations from Black African, Black Caribbean and mixed ethnicity
0:11.1	people.
0:12.1	We're not all family, but many of us share the same blood.
0:15.8	Our blood can better treat patients with sickle cell and other life-threatening diseases
0:19.8	most common in people of Black heritage.
0:22.6	The power to treat sickle cell is in our blood.
0:26.0	The making of donation is quick and easy.
0:31.1	Search, give blood.
0:32.6	Open up your hearts, loosen your butts.
0:34.1	It is time for couples therapy.
0:36.6	Yeah, this podcast is in the end of Yomis where they can both laugh and hang with all
0:42.4	their homies, talk at exonent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situations
0:46.7	and conscious and coupling from Netflix with ups to single them with some bullwool.
0:50.3	Text sex regrets, so fill in on your new jubu.
0:52.9	They gon talk about it.
0:53.9	Yeah, you want to remember, I need therapy, I guarantee baby we got it.
0:57.8	It's couple couples therapy.
1:00.9	It's couple couples therapy.
1:05.0	It's couple couples therapy.
1:07.8	Hello everyone and welcome to Couples Therapy.
1:10.0	My name is Andy.
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