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Collie's 10 minute pod

Zahid Dewji - Ep 98

Collie's 10 minute pod

Colum Tyrrell

Comedy

4.8599 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Another belter 

Obviosuly watch the special is you haven't already https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=_Zvnzgu-2TQ

Follow Zahid on instagram here: Zahid Dewji (@zahiddewji) • Instagram photos and videos

 

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, and here's another thing about the Ellen thing.

0:02.2

It's like, yeah, so what?

0:05.1

Yeah, I get it.

0:06.8

You asked for a time off so your children could have a surgery and she threw a coffee in your face.

0:11.9

That happens.

0:12.9

You're working for Ellen.

0:14.7

You're working for Ellen.

0:16.1

I'm so sorry.

0:17.0

Say goodbye to your child and get to work.

0:23.2

What's up, everybody?

0:24.4

Welcome to another episode of the Columtero podcast.

0:27.3

Today's guest, Zahid, dovjee.

0:32.0

It's Indian.

0:33.6

I said it was dooji, but the w is pronounced like a V, so it's dovi-duji. He says it in a few minutes. I don't know. It's, it's, I, no one says names worse than L collie T. I tell you that much. If I didn't, if I didn't, if I didn't meet you by the time I was like, A in my eight in my school, that was, they're the names.

0:54.4

I've never learned a new name.

0:55.5

I've never learned any of the fucking Italian names.

0:58.1

I've never learned any of the Polish names.

1:01.4

God damn it if I'm ever going to get around to the Indian names.

1:04.5

But that's just, that's like the way my brain works.

1:06.9

That's nothing to do with, that's not, that's like nothing to do indians and when i mean

1:14.9

indians i mean indians all right none of you none of you fucking apache's writing in saying i'm i miss

1:21.7

i'm dead naming you all right um so make sure you follow the hid everywhere.

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