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The New Yorker: The Writer's Voice - New Fiction from The New Yorker

Zadie Smith Reads "Crazy They Call Me"

The New Yorker: The Writer's Voice - New Fiction from The New Yorker

The New Yorker

Newyorker, New, Authors, Fiction, Yorker, Arts

4.32.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2017

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Take back your mink, take back your pearls. But you don’t sing that song, it’s not in your key. Let some other girl sing it.The type who gets a smile from a cop even if she’s crossing Broadway in her oldest Terylene housedress. You don’t have that luxury. 

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0:00.0

This is The Writer's Voice, new fiction from The New Yorker.

0:10.1

I'm Deborah Treasman, fiction editor at The New Yorker.

0:13.3

On this episode of The Writer's Voice, we'll hear Zadie Smith read her story,

0:17.3

Crazy They Call Me, from the March 6th, 2017 issue of the magazine.

0:22.4

Smith is the author of five novels, including White Teeth, N.W. and Swingtime, which was published

0:27.4

last year. Now here's Sadie Smith.

0:33.3

Well, you certainly don't go out any place less than dressed, not these days.

0:40.0

Can let anybody mistake you for that broken, misused little girl, Eleanor Fagan?

0:47.8

No, let there be no confusion, not in the audience or in your old man, in the matrily or the floor manager.

0:57.1

The cops are the goddamn agents of the goddamn IRS. You always have your fur, present and correct,

1:05.2

hanging off your shoulders just so. Take back your me, take back your pearls.

1:14.6

But you don't sing that song, it's not in your key.

1:18.6

Let some other girls sing it.

1:21.6

The type who gets a smile from a cop,

1:24.6

even if she's crossing Broadway in her oldest Terrellene house dress.

1:29.7

You don't have that luxury.

1:32.4

Besides, you love that mink.

1:35.7

Makes the state of things clear.

1:38.6

In fact, though many aren't hip to this yet, not only is there no more Eleanor, there isn't any Billy either. There is only

1:47.4

Lady Day. Alligator bag, three rows of diamonds nice and thick on your wrist. Never mind that

1:55.5

it's three o'clock in the afternoon. You boil an egg in twin set and pearls.

2:03.6

They got you hold up in Newark for the length of this engagement.

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