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How Was Your Week? with Julie Klausner

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.6 • 755 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Julie talks about Matthew Morrison's City Winery show and reads another passage from “'Where’s the Beef?' Lady" Clara Peller’s daughter's self-published autobiography.

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0:00.0	Forever
0:02.0	Dog
0:04.0	Dog
0:05.0	The Hello, hello, everybody. It's me, Julie Klausner back for another episode of How
0:36.5	Your Week? Monologue Edition.
0:39.8	I want to wish everybody
0:41.9	the happy February.
0:47.0	And can we please stop doing that thing with groundhogs
0:51.1	like where we hold them up?
0:53.0	They don't like it. They, um, they want to bite Mike Bloomberg. I don't blame them. Staten Island, Chuck and I are on, um, a WhatsApp group.
1:17.1	And if I had a nickel for everything,
1:22.6	everything he said about Mr. Bloomberg,
1:29.4	I'd be as wealthy as Mr. Bloomberg because he really, really hates him.
1:32.0	Not me.
1:34.7	That man is my idol.
1:40.9	I once went out for a gig that I don't think ever happened, but like Bloomberg television was trying to do like a daily show for finance news at one point.
1:46.1	And I got to the like callback stage.
1:52.4	My 20s are a blur.
1:56.5	They were not roaring.
1:59.0	They were, but they were not boring.
2:02.6	Speaking of something that isn't boring,
2:05.6	have you been watching these clips of Matthew Morrison on stage?
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