Just a quick announcement before we get started.

Hey, guess what? I have a new show that I'm hosting here on the Maximum Fun Network.

It's called Sleeping with Celebrities.

I interview delightful, famous guests, in my most soothing voice, about mundane topics,

and then you listen at bedtime to put yourself to sleep.

The conversation is funny and interesting enough to get your mind off your swirling thoughts,

but not so interesting that it keeps you awake.

Our first episode is up now, and it's with comedian and actor Andy Daly talking about long care

and whether you can kill someone with a weed whacker.

And you can't, and you mustn whacker. And you can't.

And you mustn't try.

Now, moving on.

I've changed my mind.

Not about the show.

I know what show this is.

It's Depresh Mode.

I'm John Moe.

I'm glad usually comes from.

Years ago, I used to think that it was pretty much a coin flip. 50% of cases come from some kind of

traumatic experience that gets swallowed up and then festers, and 50% of cases come from some kind of traumatic experience that gets swallowed up and then festers,

and 50% of the cases from just luck of the draw, biology, or genetics.

You just drew a short straw.

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