Hi, my name is Zach Woods.

And I feel Pick Me about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

What?

Pick me girl is someone who is like sort of

self-consciously quirky as a way of

of differentiating themselves from the masses

so that people are like,

ooh, she's interesting.

In this scenario, you're the pick me girl.

I'm the pick me girl.

I'm gonna just feign a kind of casual nonchalance

while underneath.

I'm desperate for your approval

and the approval of everybody here.

Follies here, here the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walk and loose, climb the fence, books and pens. I can tell that we are

going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

I am the aforementioned Conan O'Brien.

Mysterious man from the past, possibly the future.

Joined by Matt Gourley. You're from the past, possibly the future, joined by Matt Goreley.

You're from the future?

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