Welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Bester. That's me. This is Improper Humans, not for fungal

men and gaites. Please, today, three other humans in my cell will be improvising. I've

suggested to give it to me. Matt Bester, on Twitter, why aren't you there, folks? You get your

suggestions there. We'll use that. Maybe some other sources. We'll inspire some stories, some

conversating, some opinions, and ultimately, great baking tips. Ladies and gentlemen, I have

the best improvisers in the universe here. Zach Woods. All right. You got to rank these

jobs in order of evilness. Or if you can also tell me if you don't think they're evil. Okay,

meter made. What's the, what is it? Parking, what would they call it? Parking attendant. No, not

attendant. Parking. Enforcement. Enforcement. A tour guide on the deathly departed tour. Someone

who sells cigarettes. None of those. I mean, maybe I'm just an amoral human being. None of

those. I find hugely amoral. I think Parking attendant is the least amoral. She's just doing

her civic duty and trying to put food on her kids' table. You know, that's funny, because when

I just yelled at a meter made, they explained that they have a mortgage too. He hasn't worked.

He's at that. Yeah. So it's hard to argue with. I can, oh, we'll hear. I'll do it. Okay. There's

lots of jobs out there where you're not being an asshole. I don't like that job. You like that

job? I don't like it. It's not, we wouldn't be first on my list of preferred professions, but I

don't think it's inherently. It's not immoral. That was the wrong thing. I have a friend who told me

that she jams meters. Like, you know, if you are trying to park and there's one that's broken,

then you don't have to pay for the meter because it's the sick of paperclip or exactly in there.

But even that, I feel like, you know, it's pulling at the threat of civilization. Next thing,

you know, well, I'll be using shotguns to get the last of the potable water. That's true. Yeah, I

guess. I don't know. I only get mad if I'm like a minute late or something like that. That sucks.

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