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🗓️ 5 September 2012
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser, that's me, this is Improv for Human. |
0:25.0 | Today I got three other humans in myself. |
0:28.0 | We're going to take your suggestions, maybe some YouTube videos, but a lot of interesting stuff on the show guys. |
0:35.0 | I got a surprise for you, I got a big surprise coming. |
0:39.0 | Anyway, we're going to take those suggestions, do a little improv, and if you want to Twitter us with the suggestion, it's at Matt Besser of course. |
0:47.0 | Okay, Zach Woods. |
0:50.0 | Hello. |
0:51.0 | Hello. |
0:54.0 | You must have done this before. |
0:59.0 | Do you take a gift, do you give a woman a gift on a date like the most obvious pink flowers or chocolates or something? |
1:09.0 | That's not Valentine's Day, have you ever done that? |
1:14.0 | I have done that, I've good done that. |
1:17.0 | Usually I've been in a relationship, I don't think it's ever been like an early date, like a third date, I'd bring something. |
1:25.0 | Okay, relationship. |
1:28.0 | But it's usually stuff that I'm excited about and they're not, like it's not a thoughtful gift. |
1:33.0 | Typically it's just something that I thought I wanted to buy. |
1:36.0 | Here's the wire DVD for you, honey. |
1:39.0 | It's really weird old tin toys that you're into. |
1:45.0 | I mean, I'm not that into old tin toys, but sometimes I'll see things. |
1:49.0 | I know you're into new tin toys. |
1:53.0 | I'm trying to think, I feel like I've gotten a lot of gifts for women where they've had to feign enthusiasts. |
2:03.0 | Old tin toy, that sounds almost like a New York kind of date gift. |
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