Zach Martina - I Am Jack's Failed Robbery

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!

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0:00.0	Dan and Brandon J will share tails of goats
0:06.5	So unaware they lack in race
0:08.4	And sometimes choose the might be chooseful
0:10.7	Make the news breaking down each epic fail
0:13.5	And Florida there is apprised fail
0:15.5	I'm happy to say that
0:17.5	You didn't make this
0:19.5	Don't go listen to our podcast random
0:23.0	With COHOST arm and Dan
0:25.0	Don't be a jerk
0:26.8	Don't much question using breast of money
0:29.1	It's where I've gone and take you down
0:32.4	Stick around, make a sound, underdown, you stomp people down
0:37.2	Hey townies welcome to a Friday episode of DUMM people town
0:41.5	Population you population Martina
0:43.6	Hey
0:44.6	Zach Martina
0:45.6	How are you buddy?
0:46.4	I am so great. I feel like I'm at home
0:48.9	Can I tell you that your last name always throws me for a little bit of a
0:52.8	It sounds like your family was coming to Ellis Island
0:56.0	Someone was like what's your last name?
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