Zach Galifianakis
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
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4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorne is a production of Maximum Fun.org and is distributed by NPR. |
| 0:20.7 | It's Bullseye. I'm Jesse Thorne. The last time I talked to Zach Gallifanakis, it was |
| 0:25.0 | 2016. Ten years ago, almost to the day, he was promoting baskets, the brilliant, bizarre, very funny TV |
| 0:32.4 | show in which he starred as chip baskets, an aspiring clown and kind of a jerk. |
| 0:39.1 | Prior to that, Zach Alphenakis had been an alt-comedy legend who would regularly collaborate |
| 0:44.0 | with Sarah Silverman, Tim and Eric, Maria Bamford, and others of that ilk. |
| 0:48.1 | At the same time, he was also a blockbuster actor. |
| 0:52.2 | Zach headlined the Hangover franchise and appeared in award season dramas like Birdman. |
| 0:58.1 | He also won two Emmys for his talk show between two Ferns, where he would offer questions in the form of backhanded insults to A-list actors and presidents. |
| 1:09.5 | You said if you had a son, you would not let him play football. |
| 1:12.8 | What makes you think that he would want to play football? |
| 1:15.0 | What if he was a nerd like you? |
| 1:16.9 | Do you think a woman like Michelle would marry a nerd? |
| 1:20.6 | Why don't you ask her whether she thinks I'm a nerd? |
| 1:23.4 | Could I? |
| 1:24.2 | No, I'm not going to let her near you. |
| 1:26.6 | This was a very intense time in Zach's life. |
| 1:29.3 | It would be an intense time for anybody, really. |
| 1:31.8 | But while Zach loved to work, he didn't necessarily love the experience of being famous. |
| 1:37.9 | Zach Galaphanagas is a chill, nice guy who, if it is all the same to you, would rather stay home in garden instead of, you know, |
| 1:46.6 | taking selfies with hangover fans. So he decided to stay home in garden. He and his wife |
| 1:53.0 | moved to a small rural town in British Columbia. They had two kids. Zach grew a garden, and |
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