Well, hello, everyone. I'm talking to Zach Gallifinakis today, which I'm very excited

about because he is a gentle woodland creature that only comes out when he's feeling completely

secure. That's correct, right? Yes, that is correct. I only, hey, it looks like I have

a bloody nose. Do you see that? It does kind of. No, okay. Sorry. Is it from cocaine?

I've never done cocaine in my life. I have to tell you that. Really? Why haven't you done

cocaine? Have you been around it? It's been offered to you and you've just turned it

down. I don't hang out with those, I don't hang out with those types. I don't trust

them. Yes, you do. I have seen you with those types. I don't go to parties. I don't do any

of that stuff, but you used to when you were young. No, but I remember once I met some

cocaine heads in a bar in Canada and I was with this other actor and these guys were so

coped up that we wanted to mess with them. So do you know breakaway bottles? You know there's

breakaway bottles and show business where you hit somebody. Yeah. Well, I always have

them sitting around and somehow these co co-cats ended up in my apartment just so I could

mess with them and me and my friend got into a fake fight and he ended up smashing one

of those bottles across my face and six people left my apartment within two seconds.

It was so funny. No, I'm a naturalist. I don't do that stuff. I'm clean, clean living.

That's good. You don't even drink anymore, do you? No. That, that, that, haven't had

a drink in gosh. So I haven't, not since the Obama administration. Wow. Well, congratulations,

great. Thank you. And you're happier about it. You know, I was a good drinker. I didn't

have a really bad side. I don't think and I really was, but it is more to life. I became

a morning person when I stopped drinking and the morning, I like mornings better than evenings now.

I kind of do too. I kind of always have. But COVID has changed me. I spent most of my adult life

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