Zach Galifianakis Returns

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Zach Galifianakis feels…sincere about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Zach sits down with Conan once again to discuss comedy bits to do in a restaurant, cultivating a certain kind of rudeness, and little-known historical facts. Later, Matt Gourley seeks Conan’s guidance on raising a red-headed child. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Zach Galiphanakis.
0:06.0	And I feel...
0:10.0	Sincere about me.
0:15.0	Oh, for God's sake.
0:17.0	Hey there, it's Conan O'Brien.
0:41.0	Welcome to another episode of Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend.
0:45.0	And as always, my two trusty compadres.
0:50.0	Sonom of Sessian, how are you?
0:52.0	Hi, I'm all right.
0:53.0	Are you okay, Trevor Ruff-Night?
0:54.5	You've got these twins now.
0:56.0	Yeah, no, I'm fine.
0:58.0	I mean, up until like a minute ago, one of them was screaming downstairs and I was like,
1:03.0	should I get up and then I didn't.
1:05.0	And now I feel like I'm a bad mom.
1:08.0	No, no.
1:09.0	Just because your child was screaming for you and you were maybe 15 feet away and decided
1:16.0	that a podcast was more important doesn't make you a bad mother.
1:20.0	Thank you.
1:21.0	You really reassured me.
1:22.0	Thanks so much.
1:23.0	Yeah, no, I'm sure someone else will maybe get some food for that child or change its wet diaper
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