Zach Galifianakis Returns Again

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 59.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Actor and comedian Zach Galifianakis feels Zach Galifianakis about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Zach sits down with Conan once more to discuss his early days as a busboy at a strip joint, why it’s so important for comics to take on the powerful, and pouring his passion for gardening into his new show This Is a Gardening Show. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hi, my name is Zach Gallifanakis, and I feel
0:06.2	Zach Gallifanakis about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:13.4	I have to say, I feel up, Zach Gallifanak.
0:16.0	You don't seem up.
0:22.6	Fawny's is here Hear the yell
0:23.8	Back to school
0:25.1	Ring the bell
0:26.4	Brand new shoes
0:27.7	Walking blues
0:29.0	Climb the fence
0:30.2	Books and pens
0:31.5	I can tell that we are going to be friends
0:34.9	Yes I can tell that we are going to be friends. I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:40.8	Hey there and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend, joined by Sonam of Sassian.
0:45.3	Hi.
0:45.9	And, wow, let's pop it up a little bit.
0:50.8	Hi, hi, hi.
0:52.0	I wish you were a voice on Siri.
0:54.0	Oh, and you're just like, hey, no, blah. Yeah. There'd be no follow-ups for Siri. What else can I help you with? Forget it, Siri. And David Hopping, you're a cheery chat. Hello. Good to see you. You too. Sonia, you asked me to do a lot of favors. And I want to talk about this. What? Yeah, you do. You asked me to do a lot of favors. and I want to talk about this. What?
1:11.7	Yeah, you do.
1:28.9	You asked me to do a lot of favors. Can you do this for me? Can you do that for me? You know, it's Armenian this week and it's Armenian that week. Can you do a thing for me? And sometimes I want you to know that it's a little much. You take advantage. Can you do a blur from my book? Can you also write an intro, then an outro?
1:30.1	I mean, what's going on?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Team Coco & Earwolf, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Team Coco & Earwolf and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.