This is a Headgum podcast.

Sometimes when the world feels insane, you can take a little peek inside of Rachel's little brain.

All these thoughts are swirling, round and round inside to join us on this journey as we take

a little ride.

We'll talk about dogs and kids and things.

We'll talk about chicks and tampon strings.

We'll talk about boys that'll make you cry. We'll talk about chicks and tampon strings. We'll talk about boys that'll make you cry.

We'll talk about death because people die.

Hi.

Hi, Rachel Bilsen.

You made it.

I made it.

You've been asking me to come for a while.

Thank you.

I'm so glad it finally worked out.

He said no for so long because there's things you won't talk about. Well, I didn't really, to be honest, I'm going to be fully honest. I don't, I don't really know the show. And so I didn't know what the premise was. And you know that I love Rachel and you know that I love you and I wanted to hang out with you guys for an hour. but I didn't know, like, I kind of thought maybe it was like delving into your past relationships

and shit and I didn't want to do that.

You were very concerned about that.

Well, because I don't want to just sit here like a therapy session and talk about, like,

I mean, we can talk about like relationships in general.

Yeah, we can generalize.

I thought you were gonna, like, grill me on my past loves or some shit.

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