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Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Or climbers, you and me. A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4. Stream now. Hey, everybody, what's going on?

Rob Sesternino, back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news stories

for the week of March 17th, 2026, here on News A.F.

If the story is buzzing like it's on crystal meth, it's about to be News A.F.

If the same old news makes you pour to death It's time for some news a actual factual

Mood.

It is time for some news A.F.

And we're so excited to be back here with you

With a little bit of a twist this week.

Okay, first let me bring in a man that we usually talk to

Second.

Here he is. A man who's probably wearing all green

underneath whatever jacket he has on.

For St. Patrick's Day, it's Danny Bryson.

I have no green. Is it St. Patrick's Day?

Yes.

Oh my gosh.

It is when this episode's coming out.

My daughter didn't know that.

I would have deserved so many pinches. Luckily her tiny hands can't pinch. Although I could have been delivering pinches. I didn't even think about this. Her tiny hands can pinch? Not like as hard as I can pitch. Sure. I can pinch like a vice grip. Why? Where was the last time you pinch somebody? I pinch people all the time in my house.

Actually, it's a point of annoyance that I pinch people when they're not paying attention, especially on the side. It drives my wife crazy. I think of the last time I pinched. Oh, it's do it. It's great. People hate it so much. And you do it when they're like eating a bowl of cereal peacefully in the morning. You just pinch them in the side. I think I pinch myself. I think I pinched my fat. And I say, oh, okay. That's something. That's not a fun pinch. There are different, there are varying degrees of pinch. It's not hard. No, but a fun pinch for me at least is just pinching people. So even though it is St. Patrick's Day, I've probably got, I've gotten in all of my pinching for the year already. So it's, it's okay if they don't get pinched. I don't even know if any of them were wearing green. I didn't prepare them for school. I'm a terrible parent.

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