Hey, everybody. What's going on? Rob Sesternerino back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news stories for the week of March 17th, 2026 here on News A. F.

If a story is buzzing like it's on crystal meth, it's about to be News A.F. If the same old news makes you bored to death, it's time for some news A.F. Actual factual.

It is time for some News A.F. and we're so excited to be back here with you with a little bit

of a twist this week okay first let me bring in a man that we usually talk to a second

here he is a man who's uh probably wearing all all green underneath whatever jacket he has on for st

Patrick's day it's danny bryson i have no green is it st patrick's day yes oh my gosh it is when

this episode's coming out my daughter didn't know that i would have deserved so many pinches

luckily her tiny hands can't pinch although i could have been delivering pinches i didn't know that. I would have deserved so many pinches. Luckily her tiny hands can't pinch. Although I could have been delivering pinches. I didn't even think about this. Her tiny hands can pinch. Not that tiny hands can pinch. Sure. I can pinch like a vice grip. Why? What was the last time you pinch somebody? I pinch people all the time in my house. house actually it's a point of annoyance that I pinch people when they're not paying attention, especially on the side. It drives my wife crazy. I think of the last time I pinched. Oh, it's do it. It's great. People hate it so much. And you do it when they're like eating a bowl of cereal peacefully in the morning. You just pinch them in the side.

Yeah. I think I pinch myself. I think I pinch my fat and I say, oh, okay. That's something. That's not a fun pinch. There are different, there are varying degrees of pinch. It's not hard. It's not hard. No, but the fun pinch for me at least is just pinching people. Even though it is St. Patrick's Day, I've probably got, I've gotten in all of my pinching for the year already. So it's, it's okay if they don't get pinched. I don't even know if any of them were wearing green. I didn't prepare them for school. I'm a terrible parent. Okay. All right. Well, here with us, I a man who's not a terrible parent, we can say this unequivocally.

Tyson is on assignment this week and will be back with us next week.

But here with us to talk about all of the news, it's Brandon Donnell.

Brandon, how are you?

Hey, hey.

I'm binging myself to be here. Yes. Because I thought. You filled in for me, but you've never filled in for Tyson with me and Dan. I never filled in for Tyson. I'm thrilled to be here. There's not a lot of jobs that if Tyson wasn't available for us, I would get. I don't think so. Look at Brandon's hair. Yeah. jealous of that once. I don't think of Brandon's hair.

Yeah.

So jealous of that hair.

It's so much texture.

My hair falls straight down.

What does your hair look like, Dan?

I don't know what you look like without a hat, I think.

No, it's terrible.

I wish that I had, look at that.

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