I'm Red Scott. I'm Ivan Hernandez.

And this is bunker politics.

Coming to you live from the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository.

That's right, it is day 1,342 of the Trump presidency and in 71 days Joe Biden will be inaugurated.

If only, if only, buddy, we're halfway out the bunker.

I am right now directly positioned over the door thing, so if it slams on me, it will bisect me.

Don't, don't sit under the door thing, that someone's safe.

No, I have to sit under the door thing.

I have to be exactly halfway in and out.

I mean, we said if you went back and listen to our last few episodes that we were getting out of the bunker we were

not allowed to tell you but you know what we had an inside source.

That's right the orb just keeping us in form keeping us safe keeping us here keeping us away from

Bunky who has torn this whole place apart.

I really thought that the orb and Bky would have killed each other by now.

They have tried. I mean the 90% that we're not allowed into, I understand is just a war zone.

That's why they called an alien hell corridor, not an alien fun corridor.

So we last recorded before the midterm election.

Before the midterm election where it turned out no one really cared.

There wasn't that huge blue wave that people predicted

wouldn't materialize everybody was like no I actually like the status quo it's cool

it's cool and fun to me and you were about to move to a little city called New York.

Yeah, things have turned, I mean, except for the period that I was at the epicenter of a pandemic.

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