Okay, I got something to tell you. Somebody was messing around with my microphone.

I think to make me sound more like a robot, and so my sound sounds a little wonky.

Thank you very much somebody.

You're welcome because I was getting you ready for the robot takeover

so that you would sound more like a robot and nobody would recognize that you were like a gross human.

So you're welcome.

Okay, but I don't think that that's really going to happen.

I really don't care for it when you talk about it and I wish that my sound sounded

like I always sound like a human podcast host.

Well if wishes were zebras, we'd be running a zebra preserve.

I don't know what that means. Well hopefully our listeners will just bear with me

while we try to figure out what Lisa did to my microphone but until then on with

the show. Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Cousin-N-Rosevel,

War and Anti-gravity Bell, dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars.

Or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a delorian.

Would I lie? It's hard to say. An astronaut or drive a deloyan.

Would I lie?

It's hard to say.

The Big Phipp!

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