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🗓️ 28 March 2017
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the glorious return of Dudes soup |
0:02.7 | With |
0:10.9 | Look how pretty the set is |
0:13.8 | Well it it looks good. Everything everything gets fixed when I'm not around. It's just that easy |
0:18.3 | Yeah, it's because it's the fear of your return now. I think that motivates like the Emperor |
0:22.2 | Yeah, we're like everything better be working by the time Lawrence gets back otherwise. He's gonna be pissed man |
0:27.3 | Hey, if I have yet to mate. That's interesting, but I have that that sort of power without leaving more |
0:33.7 | Eviscerating somebody I know this a now I'm gonna try to strike fear at our heart |
0:37.0 | Yeah, well now I'm wondering if if I if I like you know if I just bring in a sacrificial intern and just put him |
0:42.2 | I was like, you know Steve could you come in here? |
0:44.0 | Fuck yeah, just like tearing him down from everybody man. What kind of respect would I get then not a lot? |
0:49.8 | tearing down a lonely intern usually doesn't get much respect. I mean we also know your Lawrence to shit |
0:55.8 | You believe that I've been pretending for six years at this point. We don't know he's not just Lawrence anymore though |
1:02.2 | That's right. I'm more he's been |
1:03.7 | Lożin Lawrence. Oh man. Don't man. I can still stand up. We'll talk about that in a minute |
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1:29.1 | So we'll hear more about both of those later. You're curious about what black tux is. We'll get into it |
1:32.7 | But first YouTube is detonating as we speak. See they're imploding or exploding depending on what week it is |
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