Time now for...

Yours truly, Johnny Dollar.

The next half hour has its baggage packed to take a trip with America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator, Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, he's just an expert.

At making out his expense account, he's an absolute genius.

Expense accounts submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar,

to Frederick Kimball, General Manager of Fine Arts of Tures,

incorporated New York York.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures

in the investigation of a stolen portrait of the Duke of Masson.

Or who opened the season on canvas back

Duke expense account item one three hundred and fifty dollars plain fare

New York to London item two hundred and twenty five dollars replacement brand new

light tan top coat,

borrowed and not returned by fellow passenger during flight.

We cleared Janda, Newfoundland and were four hours out,

flying at 20,000 feet over the Atlantic,

with a night in the weather fighting it out

to see which could darken sky first.

Most of the passengers were asleep,

but the rough weather was giving the man in the seat beside me a rough time.

Although the plane had leveled off, his dinner still trying to gain altitude.

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