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Johnny Dollar.

At McCracken, Johnny, Universal Adjustment Bureau.

Well, dear Santa Claus.

Huh?

All I want for Christmas is a million bucks, a new convertible, a bevy of beautiful blondes, two redheads.

I'm glad you're talking to Santa Claus instead of me. What's your problem, Pat? Plain, old-fashioned greed. Greed? Plus a no-good Samaritan. Want to go to work on it? I, uh, what's the fee look like on this one? I can always use a few extra bucks this time of year. As who can't, but you know something?

What's that?

When you find out what this is all about, Johnny, well, believe it or not, even... I can always use a few extra bucks this time of year. As who can't, but you know something?

What's that?

When you find out what this is all about, Johnny, well, believe it or not, even you may suddenly decide to make like one of Santa's helpers.

Oh, now, wait a minute. If that means no fee.

Come on over. Let's talk about it, huh?

Yeah, I think I'd better.

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