Johnny Dollar.

Pat McCrack and Johnny, Universal Adjustment Bureau.

Well, greetings, master.

And now what's that supposed to mean?

Oh, just being polite when I see a nice fact commission about to come my way.

You know, something you clear this one up to me, and maybe it could involve a sizable commission. Ah, this found a sweet music west of my ears. Who, what, when, where, and why, Patrick? Uh, only answer to them, Johnny. All right. What? What and where? Ever hear of the Rochmont necklace? I never. Well, you should have. But come on over my office, I'll tell you about it. Missing? That's right. Missing. From where? I'll tell you about it. Oh, it's a whit.

I mean, unless it's prettying? That's right, missing. From where? I'll tell you about it.

Oh, it's a width. I mean, unless it's pretty valuable, there's no sense. What's the difference? Your commission may be a sizable one. How much, fair? Come on over. How much? Well. Okay. The necklace is insured for exactly 321,000. What?

That's right.

321,4.

Okay, baby.

I'm on my ever-level way. insured for exactly 321,000. What? That's right.

321,000.

Okay, baby.

I'm on my ever-level way.

CBS Radio brings you Bob Bailey.

In the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account,

America's fabulous freelance insurance investing. Yes, truly, Johnny Dollar.

Excellent. Expense accounts submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar to the Universal Adjustment Bureau Home Office, Hartford, Connecticut.

Following as an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the super salesman matter.

Okay. during my investigation of the super salesman matter. As always, the promise of a big commission did sound like sweet music to me.

So, expense account out of one is a buck and a quarter for cabs of the Office of Universal Adjustment

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