It's time now for...

Johnny Duller.

Ah, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seemed to me all the uses of this world.

Ah, who's that?

Garrett Reynolds, Johnny.

Reynolds? And Trenton?

That's right, New Jersey State Mutual Life.

Well, what was the quote from Shakespeare about?

Hamler, wasn't it?

Alas, I would a tale unfold whose lightest word would harrow up thy school, freeze thy young blood,

make thy two eyes like stars dark from their spears, right-knotted and combined, locked in the part.

Now, wait a minute, will you?

I'll take your hair to stand on end like quills upon the fretful porpentine.

Garrett, have you gone off your rockers?

Why don't you come on down here and see?

Yeah, I think I'd better.

Bob Bailey, in the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account.

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.

Yours truly, Johnny Dollar.

Expense account submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar to the New Jersey State Mutual Life Insurance Company, Trenton, New Jersey office.

Following is an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the Hetherstone Players Matter.

Expense account item one, $9.80,

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