Johnny Dollar.

This is Bert Blarkin, International Casualty in Life. Oh, hi, Bert. How are you? I'm afraid I'm a bit of a problem, Dollar. Yeah? Yes, involving some $300,000. Wow. We'll have to be distributed very shortly. Oh, well, easy. Bert, just sent me a check, forget the whole thing. You're testing, of course. Oh, now, how could you say a thing like that? Well, what about this 300 Gs?

You're expecting a policyholder to kick the bucket?

Exactly. You're testing, of course. Oh, now, how could you say anything like that?

Well, what about this 300 G's? You're expecting a policyholder to kick the bucket? Exactly. Oh, though I wouldn't put it so crudely. Oh, well, maybe expecting him to be knocked off, huh? No, no, no. His name is Mr. William Make Peace Everleigh. Yeah? He lives out in the old Piney Wood section. Oh, yeah, that's a pretty wealthy part of town.

Exactly, and Mr. Ebony is quite wealthy.

Only that's a pretty well-to-do part of town.

Exactly, and Mr. Everley is quite wealthy. Well, we've had to have something to carry their bigger policy. Exactly. I've just learned from his doctor, Dr. Thatcher, that he is only a very short time to live. Well, just, what am I supposed to do about it? I don't know. They don't know.

All I know is that Mr. Everley wants you out to see him immediately, and beyond that, I... Hmm.

Hey, uh, but there's something funny about this.

I'm inclined to agree with you, darling.

But will you do it right away?

Sure.

Why not?

But I wonder.

I wonder.

Yeah. Sure. Why not? But I wonder. CBS Radio brings you Bob Bailey

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