Johnny Dollar.

Well, now, how are you, Johnny?

This is Rip Petita, worldwide mutual insurance?

Will I, Rip? How's dear old Memphis, Tennessee?

Find us down on cut green earth, Johnny.

Always was, always will be.

Now, when did you join the Chamber of Commerce?

What, sir?

Say, isn't it just about time for your big annual celebration?

Oh, you're too late, Johnny.

Cotton carnival is all over and done with for this year.

Now, you should have called me sooner.

Well, now, why, Johnny?

These fine people here in Memphis never give us any trouble.

What are you calling about?

Oh, well, uh, uh, trouble, Johnny.

Real big trouble.

I thought you just finished talking about. This little problem I'm calling about happens to be over in the nearby town of Somerville.

Well, now make up your mind, Rip.

What's it? Which is it? A little problem or big trouble?

Well, now, I suppose that kind of depends on just how you look at it, Johnny.

Look at what?

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