From Hollywood, it's time now for...

John Lerne.

Hi, Johnny. Pat and Cracket. Universal Adjustment Bureau.

Hi, Patsy. What's on your mind?

Had your fortune told lately?

Nope, but I don't think I want to. The last time it came true.

Oh, was it?

Well, as Madame Gaga, I went into a transom or whatever you call it.

No, trans, boys, if you didn't know. Yeah, anyhow, she told me I was going to become an insurance investigator,

and I've been stuck with it ever since.

Oh, sad, sad. But now, how'd you like to buy your hand as a psychic investigator?

Sure, what do I do?

Drop over, wait a...

I'm on my way.

Tonight, and every weekday night,

Bob Bailey in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account.

America's fabulous land insurance investigator.

Yours truly investigator Johnny Dollar

to the Universal Adjustment Bureau, Hartford, Connecticut.

Following as an accounting of expenditure, yours during my instigation matter of the medium,

what done.

Expense on item one,

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