CBS Radio brings you Bob Bailey.

In the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account,

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigation.

Yours truly?

Johnny Deller.

Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, frito's corn chips.

And listen, since frito's corn chips are fresh as spring itself.

Well, it seemed appropriate to give you a springtime gift.

So fritos have attached a free

package of flower seeds on their large bags as their salute to spring. Now, there's nothing for you

to mail in, just buy a large bag of Fritos, and there right on the bag is your free package of flower

seeds. They're the finest seeds you could get anywhere.

Genuine burpee seeds.

And there are three varieties.

Beautiful zinias, snapdragons, or petunias.

Get yours while they last.

Free flower seeds on the large bags of Frito's corn chips.

Munch, much, munch, munch, a bunch of frito's corn chips.

It's not polite to smack your lips,

but you can't help it with fritos corn chips.

Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, britoes, corn chips.

And now, act one of yours truly, Johnny Dollar.

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