$20.

$30 days at September, April, June, and November.

All the rest have 31?

Except.

Okay, except.

So today is February 27th.

So this month we get cheated on a couple of days at two.

So what?

And who are you?

Oh, now, Johnny, after all these years?

Oh, sure. Sure. I'm a crack in, Johnny, Universal Adjustment Bureau. Right, and I... Hey, you mean I sound like that over the phone? Yeah, just like one of the poll-bearers at your own funeral class. Okay, let's get down the business. Yeah, why not? But what's the worry about February being a little short on days this year? And every year? Bloody, because of something that happened almost six years ago. The case that even the famous Johnny Dollar couldn't solve. Oh, look, if you ever start adding up all the cases, I haven't solved. Hey, wait a minute, six years ago? That's right. Bernard Margoe. That's right. Barney, the bum.

Yep, the chief woodlam who died when he jumped off the triber of bridge in New York back there in Mexico. Hold it, Pat. You know, as well as I do, that whole thing was a phony so that big Mike Killian could collect Barney's $300,000 bucks insurance, remember? Well, I seem to remember you're spending a few thousand of the company's money trying to prove that. But I also remember you didn't even get the first base.

Because I couldn't find Barney, couldn't find where he'd skip to.

But if you could now, before the first of March, you'd save the company the $300,000.

Try it. You mean you got a lead on him?

Maybe. Want to come over here and talk about it?

Brother, I sure do.

I sure do.

CBS Radio brings you Bob Bailey in the exciting adventures of the man

with the action-packed expense account,

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.

Yours truly, Johnny Dollar.

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