Johnny Duller. Harry McQueen, Metastern Endemnity Corporation. Now, I'm glad you call, Harry. What? I've just been waiting for a chance to run down to New York, has some fun, taking a few shows and some nightlife. Yeah, yeah. On expense account, of course. Now, look, we'll pay the expense account, but not for a lot of theaters and nightclubs. Spoils for it. Johnny, can you come down here right away? Sure. Good. What's the trouble, Harry? Dan Diamond. Dan Diamond. That's right. Well, nice talking to you. Now, what's that mean? It means I suddenly think I have an important assignment in Poe Dunker, Timbuktu. You mean you're afraid to get involved with our friend, Mr. Diamond? Ah, Johnny... It's just that I relish the thought of maybe living to a happy middle age, is all. Don't you remember what happened on that bank job over in Amityville? Oh, I remember. Not only a bank guard, but a police officer and the investigator from the insurance company

all of them suddenly turned their loving wives into widows i know damn it so he's still in business

huh well apparently not and i use that word advisedly apparently he's retired from his career of crime

and his growing orchids at his little home in Long Beach, California.

Yeah, on the dough from that Amityville job.

That is when he's out there.

Oh, where is he now?

Right here in New York City, and he just happens to have lifted some $75,000 from a small but expensive jewelry store.

Then lock him up and throw the key away.

I'm afraid it's not that easy.

What's more, we want that $75,000 back.

Well...

Sorry, Harry.

You realize what your commission would be on a $75,000 recovery.

Hmm.

And after all, Johnny,

with an unlimited expense account to go on,

Johnny?

Uh,

okay, Harry.

Maybe I'll run on down there and see you.

CBS Radio brings you Bob Bailey In the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account,

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