Johnny, Johnny, it's Floyd of England.

George, every time I hear your voice in the phone, I shudder.

Well, I guess I have asked you to handle some rather out-of-the-ordinary matters for us.

George, they have been so wild, crazy, impossible.

I sometimes wonder if you ever issue a normal-type policy.

Well, it's a very normal-type policy that I'm concerned about now, Johnny.

It's the insured himself who has me worried.

Okay, tell me all.

His name is Joseph, spelled with an F.

Joseph Handler.

He's an inventor, among other things.

His invention is what we've insured.

It's a device, I guess, should call it, for making some kind of boron-based compound.

Boron-based?

The sort of thing the government is vitally interested in for its airplane and rocket fuel.

Oh, no kidding.

I think it'd better run over here and let me tell you about it.

Can you? Right away?

When you put it that way, George, yeah, I think I'd better.

I'm on my way.

Yeah. George, yeah, I think I'd better. I'm on my way. Bob Bailey, in the exciting adventures of the man with the action-packed expense account,

America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.

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