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I like to start with something funny and I heard about this man that was walking on the beach.

God said, son, you've been so faithful I'm going to grant you one special wish.

He was so excited. He said, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly.

So my wish is that you would build me a bridge across the ocean.

God said, son, that's totally impossible. Think of the logistics of that.

Now take some time and wish again. He said, okay, God, I've been married four times.

All my ex-wives say I am so insensitive.

So my wish is that I would be able to understand a woman.

I want to know why they think like they think. Why they feel like they feel.

There was a long pause. God said, do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge.

Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do.

Today I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert.

My heart is receptive. I will never be the same.

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