Your Wife Gave Me A Disease

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Is there an easy way for another man to tell a husband that his wife gave him a disease?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.8	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today,
0:10.0	and the subject is the candy lady, the candy lady.
0:13.8	Okay, we'll see how sweet this one is in just a few.
0:17.2	But right now, it is time for the nephew and the prank phone call. What you got for is
0:21.7	Knav? What you got? You want me to do it? I mean, do you really want me to do it. I do.
0:26.3	You want me to, what part of the menu? Do you want me to do it? Yes, yes, we do. Okay, all right,
0:34.2	put your seatbelt on when I get you this title right here. You ready, here it is. Your wife gave me a disease.
0:43.0	What?
0:43.9	Your wife.
0:45.1	Really now, really?
0:46.8	Gave me a disease.
0:49.7	Wow, me.
0:51.3	Too far.
0:53.0	Yeah, I can tell already.
0:54.5	Yeah.
0:55.1	I just, all I want you to do is let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let the prank use you. Let the prank use you. All right. Your wife gave me a disease. Cat dog, if you could. Hello? Hello?
0:50.6	Hello, I'm trying to reach, I'm trying to reach Dante.
0:52.9	Yeah, this is him.
0:53.8	Who is?
0:54.4	Hey, how are you doing, man? Just to be certain, you, you, Dante is married to Tammy, right? Yeah. Okay, cool, cool. So listen, man, sure you've heard about me, you know, maybe heard my name before, because I used to date Tammy way before you guys
1:28.3	got married, uh, you know, my name is, my name is Marcellar. So I just want to call and say,
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