This episode of Teen Commandments not only contains some bad language, some adult topics, but also if you're squeamish, little heads up. Don't worry, I warn you just ahead of it, but there's something in here quite extreme, even for us. Enjoy. And when you see them in your stomach drops, all those feelings. I think we're mainly dead inside these days. Yeah, I really are. I'm like, come on, wake up. Find someone attractive. They're in there somewhere. I mean, I don't think anyone's got any Hyman's life at this point. You never know. You have been warned. Everyone's going to be like, turn it up a little bit, leaning. What's coming up? Hello, Claire Hamilton. Hello, Thericott.

Hello, fantastic people.

Welcome to Teen Commandments, Your Turn, a show where we try to untangle the oft and unique brains of our teenagers.

Welcome.

Your turn is excellent because it's all your brilliant stories.

You provide all the chuckles, all the gasps of shock all the

size of delight in your face you're like well I've never know where you go in a lot nice

lacy socks I got some lacy socks a mnest in I bay yeah we're matching with little lacy I mean you

started this trend and then I got you some more.

You did.

They're looking very nice. I'm a bit worried about them though in the old washing machine. I don't know whether they're going to get sucked through or not. Yes, because they're very delicate. Very delicate. If you'd like to see our socks and more, we're on YouTube if you want to go and have a look. If you don't, if you just listen, that's fine as well because... You don't need to see our socks.

You don't need to see our socks. You don't need to see our socks. And also, we're busy. We've got to... I always find it quite interesting that, obviously if you are watching, we love that you watch on YouTube, but I always find it quite interesting. It always seems to be men who say that they watch podcasts. And women always say they listen to podcasts. And that makes me think,

maybe. seems to be men who say that they watch podcasts and women always say they listen to podcasts.

And that makes me think, that maybe women are busier.

Oh, because they just listen to podcasts, why they do 100 things. And men just lie in bed watching podcasts.

The teens like to watch them, don't they?

Yes. That's what it is. Hi, teens. She recommend there's any teens watching right now? Yes, loads. Hello at Teen Commandments.comadments.comodd-Uk to join in with the show any of your stories and musings. We love them. Thank you very much. Also, we're there on Facebook. Claire's leader of the Facebook pack. So go over there. Have a look on Facebook. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok. Get involved with the show. Leave little comments. Five star reviews would be nice. Much appreciated. It all helps so that Claire can hashtag put down the scissors. It's not far off that, you know. Yeah, is it happening? And we're going to have a party. We should have a party with the listeners. We should do get some cake.

What's the most teenage thing your teen has done this week? This was our question of the week. Possibly they'd locked themselves out somewhere. They'd just been, you know, you get it. Yeah, I get it. Slightly idiotic. Yvette says, I came home from work to find my 13-year-old has sunk two plastic cups into the garden and was chipping a golf ball off the scaffolding. Great. That's so clever. Yeah. Also annoying that you've now got a couple of holes in your lawn. But isn't that clever that they've made themselves a little, a little, what's it called? It's not a putting green. What's it called where you go and you just whack them off a platform, you whack balls off a platform, golf range. He's made a golf range. Yeah, golf range, that's it. I love that you just patiently wait while the word comes to my brain. My brain just goes, do. You know the old Simpsons thing? they go inside Homer's head and it's the two monkeys on a seesaw.

That's how I feel. You know the old Simpsons thing? They go inside Homer's head and it's the two monkeys on a seesaw.

That's how I feel often.

What does Nikki say?

Nikki says text message from teenager.

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